Today we've been married for ten years. In honor of our anniversary, we'd like to offer a list of our top ten reasons we've stayed together.
10. Complementary neuroses.
9. Shared love of a good food adventure.
8. Shared love of animals.
7. Intellectual and political sympatico.
6. Large library and menagerie of animals creates so many problems in dividing equitably that it's just easier to stay together.
5. Biffle has to stay because Alison pays all the bills.
4. Alison has to stay because she is incapable of cooking, cleaning, mowing the lawn, changing the sheets, or emptying the litter box, and rarely showers without a reminder.
3. We're actually pretty good at singing in harmony.
2. Alison loves Biffle's family, and he loves hers.
1. Stubbornness.
7 comments:
Awwww...I like it. And I love you. You make me smile.
Happy Anniversary! Wow 10 years :) ... that's impressive. I'm sending big hugs and lots of love.
Congrats guys! you also have complimentary stink.
Congratulations and Happy Anniversary. - Blogless Reader
Congrats! With your wedding I associate a lot of singing and a days-long discussion of whether The Phantom Menace was going to be any good.
Congratulations. Good reasons as any for staying together.
Happy Anniversary dear folks! You are both fabulous, golden souls in my book, and I wish you infinite blessings, a lifetime of love, ultimate friendship, laughter and much happiness! Hugs!
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