3.08.2006

New Cottonelle slogan

By Biffle

Here's what Walter and I think Cottonelle's slogan should be:

Life's too short to walk around with crusty pieces of shit in your butt hair.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bought some tonight. No love for the crusty pieces here.

11:37 PM
Anonymous said...

From your mouth to the ear of God.

9:16 PM
Sarah Moïse Young said...

Makes me want to buy some serious TP

12:13 AM
Charlie said...

I hate hate hate hate hate Cottonelle.

12:28 AM
Christie Bates McKaskle said...

Now THERE'S a nice one to impress faculty recruiters who surf blogs!

1:20 PM
Alison Piepmeier said...

to anonymous:

yeah, she thought it was really funny.

1:25 PM
mary said...

we love 7th generation. save the earth!... no matter how much it scratches yer butt...; >)

2:44 PM
Alison Piepmeier said...

just to clarify for charlie and a & m: we're talking specifically about "wet wipes." if 7th generation made a wet wipe, then i'd buy it.
environmental sidenote: several people have visted my apartment up here and felt the need to rib me about the unexpected flamboyance of actually having wet wipes in my house.
i mean, i'm pretty austere about a lot of things, but those crusty pieces of shit, man...

5:09 PM
Biffle said...

Christie: I thought of that exact thing. It's a good thing we're done with the job search for this year.

7:39 PM
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7:44 PM
Anonymous said...

Until you clarified with wet-wipes, all I could think was: "…although they apparently have plenty of time for suffering butt lint"

6:39 PM
Charlie said...

which is why I hate hate hate hate hate cottonelle. I think I misread the post. I not so smart sometimes.

:(

Just say no to butt lint.

1:46 PM

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