3.08.2006

New Cottonelle slogan

Here's what Walter and I think Cottonelle's slogan should be:

Life's too short to walk around with crusty pieces of shit in your butt hair.

12 comments:

Trey said...

Bought some tonight. No love for the crusty pieces here.

Anonymous said...

From your mouth to the ear of God.

Jemima said...

Makes me want to buy some serious TP

Charlie said...

I hate hate hate hate hate Cottonelle.

christiemckaskle said...

Now THERE'S a nice one to impress faculty recruiters who surf blogs!

Walter said...

to anonymous:

yeah, she thought it was really funny.

mary said...

we love 7th generation. save the earth!... no matter how much it scratches yer butt...; >)

Walter said...

just to clarify for charlie and a & m: we're talking specifically about "wet wipes." if 7th generation made a wet wipe, then i'd buy it.
environmental sidenote: several people have visted my apartment up here and felt the need to rib me about the unexpected flamboyance of actually having wet wipes in my house.
i mean, i'm pretty austere about a lot of things, but those crusty pieces of shit, man...

Alison said...

Christie: I thought of that exact thing. It's a good thing we're done with the job search for this year.

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Jason C said...

Until you clarified with wet-wipes, all I could think was: "…although they apparently have plenty of time for suffering butt lint"

Charlie said...

which is why I hate hate hate hate hate cottonelle. I think I misread the post. I not so smart sometimes.

:(

Just say no to butt lint.